The first would be the Human Torch. He would use his powers to perfectly cook the Beef Brisket, amazing Ribs and those awesome burgers. He's always there to light the grill or smoker. Always ready to lend a flaming hand to preparing BBQ Chicken and Hot Link Sausage. And who better to make sure the Devil Spit is the right temperature?
The second option is an original superhero. My wife and I were talking about this the other day and from our twisted minds came The Chopped Pork Crusader and his sidekick Brisket Boy. Together they travel the lands rescuing citizens from average BBQ and boring dinners. With garbage can lid shields, capes made of the famous red and white checkered basket liners and armed with Devil Spit lazers, they scour the evening looking for people who would otherwise spend their hard-earned money on lower quality barbecue.
During the day The Chopped Pork Crusader is Fame Daveson the day-shift manager for his local Famous Dave's. Brisket Boy is known as Famous John a hard working busboy who was hired by Fame Daveson to better understand the inner workings of Famous Dave's. But once their shift ends, they spend their time both out in the world, as well as on-line trying to stop people from wasting their time and money on other "BBQ".
Perhaps you were one of these people. Possibly you were stopped by The Chopped Pork Crusader and Brisket Boy before going to another establishment for dinner. Odds are pretty good you were, and you don't even know it, for The Chopped Pork Crusader and Brisket Boy don't want to interfere with your lives too much, so they often just use telepathic powers to suggest the Famous Feasts, and viola! The next thing you know you are ordering a Sweet Tea and waiting for your appetizer of Rib Tips!
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